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Be creative with your advice questions! Don't ask us something like: "My boyfriend just dumped me! What should I do?" because that will be sent directly into the trash bin. Creativity is the name of the game! Send stuff that other people will find humorous, such as: "My nine year old daughter makes a habit of running away with my magic wand and uses it to create giant gnomes. This really frightens the Muggles next door. What should I do to make her stop?"
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