Dear Marisol and Snape,
A strange wizard with forget-me-not blue eyes and blond hair seems to be chasing me all over the place. I would like to know if you have any idea who this person might be and how I can get rid of him.
Sammie Dear Sammie,
Um.... Run. Very very fast. Your stalker is none other than the amazingly annoying, persistant, pig-headed, stupid... ... evil brainless git... ...named... wait a minute.... evil? Evil?!? He's too stupid to be evil... When someone makes the comment to the entire school that I would be happy to "whip up a love potion" for anyone, they can - and will - be classified as evil. Oh. ::awkward pause:: Anyway, your stalker is none other than the (in)famous Gilderoy Lockhart, the well-known brainless git. As far as I knew, he still wasn't sure of his true identity, but was on roving status at St. Mungo's. As for a Lockhart repellent... um... Pixies. Bright blue Cornish pixies. Have fun wreaking havoc. (Note: Marisol and Snape does not usually endorse sabatoging anyone with pixies, but, you must admit, it's Gilderoy Lockhart, for crying out loud!) ************************************************************************************************************************ Dear Marisol and Snape,
I just wanted to ask you if you could tell me what the spell is for disarming? I have forgotten.
Anonymous Dear Anonymous,
The spell for Disarming is Expelliarmus! Just shout it and point with your wand. ************************************************************************************************************************ My dad is in Canada. I've never seen him leave, I was wondering if he can Apperate? Can he??
Chris Matt Dear Chris,
Well, first major question is... is your dad a wizard? If he's not, he's not Apparating. He's just leaving when you're not around. If your dad is a wizard, he probably took the Apparation test. Passing it is another question, but most wizards with an ounce of ability can Apparate no problem. ************************************************************************************************************************ |
